Recommended Trident White Usage

I couldn’t hold this one back. I picked up some Trident White gum at Walmart. “White” promises whiter teeth in as little as four weeks. Sounds easy enough. I chew gum and I’d like whiter teeth. I decided to dig a little further and figure out exactly what was needed to get these results. It’s not written on the package, so I went to the product’s web site. There I found what I was looking for. ...

September 6, 2005 · 2 min · 221 words

Tigger with a New Necklace

Tigger with a New Necklace Originally uploaded by d00d. My cat loses fights against inanimate objects. How embarressing is that? There are lots more pictures like this one, so check it out.

May 13, 2005 · 1 min · 32 words

Newsweek is Smaht

Tonight on Dennis Miller, Gersh Kuntzman of Newsweek appeared on the Varsity discussion panel. I didn’t get a chance to get the entire quote but he said about Arnold Schwarzenegger: He speaks Austrian better than…. Apparently, Austria has decided to rid itself of the German language and adopted its own new language. I’ll have to subscribe to Newsweek because I’m missing some major stories.

February 24, 2005 · 1 min · 64 words

Thank you Dana

Dana has brought something to my attention. I love churros as much as anyone else, but I think Google might be a little confused. One of these things is not like the other. Look carefully. I think y’all can figure it out.

February 5, 2005 · 1 min · 42 words

You've Got the iTunes Music Store, Now Stop Protesting

It’s amazing what some people will do for their iCrack. Ever since Apple announced the availability of the iTunes Music Store (iTMS) in Canada, those crazy canucks have been going crazy waiting for it. In fact, they’ve been protesting as Bush came to town. While the mainstream media has been widely reporting that this is due to policy concerning Iraq, this is entirely wrong. Such immature angst could not be explained by anything but concerns about the iTMS being available late. It even looked like it would be late, but everyone’s favorite computer company made sure that the delay was minimal, delivering on its promise last night, a mere day late. ...

December 2, 2004 · 1 min · 137 words

It Started so Innocently

Call me a terrible person, a monster if you will. I just couldn’t stop once it started. 13:40:37 amos282002: Hello Derik! 13:40:45 amos282002: how r u doing? 13:40:59 amos282002: I’m Amos Michel ...

November 24, 2004 · 4 min · 832 words

Mmmmm, Stuffing

Katie posted another quiz from the same site as the last. Seeing as the question was “What part of Thanksgiving are you?” and that it’s a mere few days away, I couldn’t resist. You Are the Stuffing You're complicated and complex, yet all your pieces fit together. People miss you if you're gone – but they're not sure why. What Part of Thanksgiving Are You?

November 21, 2004 · 1 min · 65 words

Kerry: Stem-Cell Research May Hold Cure to Ailing Campaign

Ha ha. I love it.

October 20, 2004 · 1 min · 5 words

The Onion | Cheney Vows To Attack U.S. If Kerry Elected

The Onion | Cheney Vows To Attack U.S. If Kerry Elected GREENSBORO, NC%u2014In an announcement that has alarmed voters across the nation, Vice President Dick Cheney said Monday that he will personally attack the U.S. if Sen. John Kerry wins the next election. Ha ha. I needed this.

October 13, 2004 · 1 min · 48 words

Votergasm

I had to link to Votergasm. How sad is it when you have to withhold sex in order to get someone to vote? And ladies, I will be voting on November 2nd….

October 8, 2004 · 1 min · 32 words