Wisdom on Godlike Nerd

The Digg Spammer/Plagiarism Major Throws in the Towel

Mon, 10 Oct 2005 15:01:54 +0000

I finish this project

Thank all visitors for reading my blog all this time. I really enjoyed to post hot “around macintosh” news and rumors, funny pictures. Unfortunately, I decided stop it, and here is a main reason, a part of e-mail was received tomorrow:

“We’ve received a complaint that content in your blogs… infringes upon the copyrights of others…

…with any personally identifying information removed, will be posted online by a service called Chilling Effects…

Wait, Who Are You Again?

Wed, 25 May 2005 13:30:10 +0000

I just couldn’t resist posting up this piece of spam.

Subject: please call me Frank

From: “Glenn” azjuoyjxqjhm@aanda.datanet.hu

Hi.,

Would you like at least $1500.00 to $3500.00 per day just for returning phone calls? I do! If you have a telephone and can return calls you are fully qualified for this program.

Thank you,

Johanna

Okay, so which name should I use when I call the number?

Tasty

Wed, 04 May 2005 21:11:12 +0000

From a buddy’s away message:

Even my boogers are spicy.

Who else is having seconds?

I know you are, but what am I?

Thu, 21 Apr 2005 13:42:04 +0000

Spam is getting less annoying for me, mostly because of its comedic value. I’m not sure if it’s intentional or not. Here’s the latest supposedly from PayPal (har har har).

You’re Billing Information!

No, I’m not! The last time I pretended to be billing information, I got my hand stuck in someone’s mail slot.

Apostrophe? What's that?

Wed, 06 Apr 2005 21:16:57 +0000

im think im sexy. i give too much of myself for love. true love never dies. boys are liars. i love being loved. im a princess. 😉 i love method man. you cant hold me down i will rise above and shine

im think ur stupid.

When to Upgrade

Mon, 21 Mar 2005 16:40:15 +0000

How does one know when to upgrade one’s computer? The answer is apparently very simple according to an upgrade forum post.

😉 if u up grade ur comp do it when ur redy. 😕 😕 😕 😕 😕 😕 😀 😀 😀

No, I didn’t add those smilies after the fact.

Those Daffy Spammers

Sun, 20 Feb 2005 13:52:53 +0000

Just when you think those porn pushing, pill selling, poker playing swindlers had done everything in their power to try to get into your email box (and my comment system), I get the below message:

Hello, I’m a regular visitor to your site so i finally decided its time to sign your guestbook, so here i sign !

I assume the thought here is that I won’t notice the URL that the bot signed with and assume from the message text that it’s a real person. It does say that he is a regular visitor, right? Thing is, the blog isn’t a guestbook. Hell, I don’t even have a guestbook (how 90’s is that exactly?).

Our First Gem

Fri, 18 Feb 2005 14:24:53 +0000

Starting now, I will be adding a new feature to the blog. Tidbits of exceptional brilliance will be posted to all to read (and attempt to decipher). More regular updates to the site will ensue.

With that, our first contribution:

u blaze, ur sexy n u know it lol… nah but if u cool peoples, have anything in coomon with me… go to job corps or have gone… lyk the same music as me n jus lyk to chill n bug out.. smoke.. laugh… w/e.. than holla at me..