Humor on Godlike Nerd

Recommended Trident White Usage

Tue, 06 Sep 2005 09:47:50 +0000

I couldn’t hold this one back. I picked up some Trident White gum at Walmart. “White” promises whiter teeth in as little as four weeks. Sounds easy enough. I chew gum and I’d like whiter teeth.

I decided to dig a little further and figure out exactly what was needed to get these results. It’s not written on the package, so I went to the product’s web site. There I found what I was looking for.

Tigger with a New Necklace

Fri, 13 May 2005 21:14:56 +0000

Tigger with a New Necklace
Originally uploaded by d00d.

My cat loses fights against inanimate objects. How embarressing is that? There are lots more pictures like this one, so check it out.

Newsweek is Smaht

Thu, 24 Feb 2005 21:55:16 +0000

Tonight on Dennis Miller, Gersh Kuntzman of Newsweek appeared on the Varsity discussion panel. I didn’t get a chance to get the entire quote but he said about Arnold Schwarzenegger:

He speaks Austrian better than….

Apparently, Austria has decided to rid itself of the German language and adopted its own new language. I’ll have to subscribe to Newsweek because I’m missing some major stories.

Thank you Dana

Sat, 05 Feb 2005 23:06:38 +0000

Dana has brought something to my attention. I love churros as much as anyone else, but I think Google might be a little confused.

One of these things is not like the other. Look carefully. I think y’all can figure it out.

You've Got the iTunes Music Store, Now Stop Protesting

Thu, 02 Dec 2004 09:54:00 +0000

It’s amazing what some people will do for their iCrack. Ever since Apple announced the availability of the iTunes Music Store (iTMS) in Canada, those crazy canucks have been going crazy waiting for it.

In fact, they’ve been protesting as Bush came to town. While the mainstream media has been widely reporting that this is due to policy concerning Iraq, this is entirely wrong. Such immature angst could not be explained by anything but concerns about the iTMS being available late. It even looked like it would be late, but everyone’s favorite computer company made sure that the delay was minimal, delivering on its promise last night, a mere day late.

It Started so Innocently

Wed, 24 Nov 2004 16:00:16 +0000

Call me a terrible person, a monster if you will. I just couldn’t stop once it started.

13:40:37 amos282002: Hello Derik!

13:40:45 amos282002: how r u doing?

13:40:59 amos282002: I’m Amos Michel

Mmmmm, Stuffing

Sun, 21 Nov 2004 16:24:43 +0000

Katie posted another quiz from the same site as the last. Seeing as the question was “What part of Thanksgiving are you?” and that it’s a mere few days away, I couldn’t resist.

You Are the Stuffing

You're complicated and complex, yet all your pieces fit together.
People miss you if you're gone – but they're not sure why.

What Part of Thanksgiving Are You?

Kerry: Stem-Cell Research May Hold Cure to Ailing Campaign

Wed, 20 Oct 2004 09:33:21 +0000

Ha ha. I love it.

The Onion | Cheney Vows To Attack U.S. If Kerry Elected

Wed, 13 Oct 2004 08:54:31 +0000

The Onion | Cheney Vows To Attack U.S. If Kerry Elected

GREENSBORO, NC%u2014In an announcement that has alarmed voters across the nation, Vice President Dick Cheney said Monday that he will personally attack the U.S. if Sen. John Kerry wins the next election. Ha ha. I needed this.

Votergasm

Fri, 08 Oct 2004 08:48:13 +0000

I had to link to Votergasm. How sad is it when you have to withhold sex in order to get someone to vote?

And ladies, I will be voting on November 2nd….

Which Blogging Tool Are You?

Tue, 05 Oct 2004 21:31:04 +0000

This is admittedly geeky and probably only 1 out of 10,000 people will get any real enjoyment out of it, but I bet almost everyone will take this quiz anyway. Just because.

Thus, I pose the question, which blogging tool are you?

You are a very conservative and introverted person. You live in your own world and you're not very easy to approach.

Which Blogging Tool Are You?

TheBostonChannel.com – News – Dog Bites Politician On Campaign Trail

Mon, 06 Sep 2004 10:40:00 +0000

Dog Bites Politician On Campaign Trail

(Via TheBostonChannel.com .)

After being subjected to a million signs and bumper stickers for both candidates involved, this brought a smile to my face. Call me sadistic.

Dumb Letters Hilarity

Sun, 16 May 2004 16:51:00 +0000

Inside Mac Games has posted the third installment of their Dumb Letters to IMG feature. I had previously not read these columns on IMG, but after this one, I had to back to read the first and second parts. They are pure comic gold!