Hit and Run
So my good friend Allison invited me to her house in Worcester for a cookout. Good times. I went home in a good mood.
The next morning, mother woke me up. Did you get in an accident last night? she asked. Now, I didn’t remember an accident. I wasn’t that out of it. It made me wake with a start though.
It turns out that while I was parked on that side street in Worcester, someone managed to hit my car. This is the 4th time it’s been hit while it was stationary. Line right up ladies and gentlemen. See the car that only gets dented when not in motion.
This means that I won’t be able to go anywhere while it’s in the shop. No softball games. That’s depressing. It also means that I’m likely to spend my $500 deductible because some jackass in a stupid SUV couldn’t judge the size of his vehicle.

Someone hit my brand new SUV a few weeks ago, but it was on the upper right hand corner of the back door.
I don’t understand how they managed that, was gonna cost me 800$ to fix it! Instead, I put nail polish on it and call it a “blemish”
If it makes you feel any better my car has a huge crack… yes I said crack… in the rear passenger side door that magically appeared one day, but my car sucks anyway so I’m not going to bother getting it fixed… it goes with the missing hubcaps on that side
I’m much too anal to let it stay (though there is a little hole in my rear bumper I never bothered to get fixed).
Hey, K, what happened to the RSS feed for your site? I want to keep up, but I only keep up with sites with RSS aggregators anymore.
Ask and you shall receive… RSS feed
It’s funny, i witnessed a hit and run today, very minor, parked cars, and i thought of this
Thanks.
From now on, people will think of me when they see a hit and run. That’s all I can hope for.